Welcome To The Blog

Our blog is under construction because, apparently, someone forgot to file the permit for internet zoning, and now we’re stuck in an endless loop of bureaucratic red tape. To make matters worse, the world has run out of digital cement—yeah, that’s right, all the bytes and code we need to hold this thing together are tied up in more important places, like meme stock forums and AI-generated cat videos. We’ve got a team of highly skilled, completely fictional engineers working around the clock, but until we can bribe the right virtual officials with donuts and get a fresh shipment of ones and zeroes, this blog will stay beautifully blank. Check back soon... or whenever the cement truck shows up